For a start the story is crap & utterly predictable, the pacing is awful & basically nothing happens for what seems like hours, the character's are really bad even by annoying American teen standards & there's nothing here even remotely interesting or entertaining as far as I'm concerned. Hayes, Kyle Kline & Keith Knapp, that's right folks it took three people to write a screenplay this bad. We've all heard of bottom of the barrel Z movies right? Well as far as Shower of Sh*t, sorry Blood goes it's so crap we'd have to invent a 27th letter of the alphabet! The awful script is credited to David C. Directed by Tiffany Kilbourne this straight to video/DVD zero budget piece of crap proves that women can make a horror film just as badly as any man. Once there there's no sign of uncle Marty so they break in & make themselves comfortable, when uncle Marty does eventually turn up he has an evil secret he's all to keen to share with his unexpected house-guests. Shower of Blood is set in Galloway County where women have been mysteriously disappearing & their cannibalised bodies turning up, a killer is on the loose! Lovers Kurt (Dave Larsen) & Lisa (Lia Montelongo) along with three of their friends, Megan (Robin Brown) who seems to fart a lot, Heather (Melissa Mountifield) & Terry (Peter Renaud) decide to venture in Galloway Woods where the bodies have been found to make an impromptu visit to Lisa's uncle Marty's (Martin Shannon) place & stay the night.
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